Thursday, August 24, 2017

The Conspiracy

Today at the library, I got to shelve the kids magazines...and I came across this:



Seriously?  Infiltrating the homes of innocent families with adorable magazines?  That's not even sly, Disney, you old dog.

The biggest question I have, though, is why in the world do you need three different magazines?  At bare minimum, can't Frozen and Princesses be combined?  Or do Elsa and Ana not count as princesses?  (I guess technically Elsa was Queen...)

Also, these are just the magazines that the library has.  I just looked it up and there are about twenty other Disney magazines.

It's a global conspiracy to take over the world one child at a time.

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